Here’s an answer to the age-old question that nobody asked. A French company called Easydrift has developed hyper-resistant plastic rings to fit over the rear tires of front-wheel drive vehicles, resulting in a car that drags it backside around like a Labrador with festering anal glands.
Easydrift also offers skill building and drifting lessons in its MINIs. Or you could just buy yourself an E30 from the classifieds and do it properly.